Romantic Text

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

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The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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