Daily Archives: July 1, 2013

Camel!

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? … Continue reading →

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Would You Remarry?

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

“Dear,” asked a wife. “What would you do if I died?” “Why dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such a question?” “Would you remarry?” persevered the wife. “No, of course not, dear” said … Continue reading →

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TechNet shut down

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

Microsoft to shut down TechNet subscription service Summary: One of the best software deals around is about to be retired. Microsoft announced today that after 15 years it will shut down its TechNet subscriptions service in 60 days. Microsoft has … Continue reading →

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Colonial Break

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing.  While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 1st): 1646: Birthdays: German philosopher Gottfried Leibniz. 1804: Birthdays: French novelist George Sand, a pseudonym for Amandine Dupin. 1847: The first U.S. postage stamps were issued. 1859: The first intercollegiate baseball game was played in Pittsfield, … Continue reading →

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