Daily Archives: July 25, 2013

Pigs in a Bar

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

The first litttle pig went into a bar. He ordered a hundred drinks, and after he drank every single one, he needed to relieve himself. He asked the bartender where the loo was, did his business and left. The second … Continue reading →

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Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

DC Universe Animated Movie The Flash traverses time to right a violent, decades-past crime against his mother, but the ripples of his good intentions prove disastrous, as a fractured, alternate reality now exists in place of the familiar one. Stumbling … Continue reading →

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The Cow

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary … Continue reading →

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Explanation of Life

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

AND NOW: The explanation that you have ALL been waiting for: Life On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks … Continue reading →

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Career Cooling

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the I/S staff. One day, my new supervisor entered the … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 25th) 1750: Birthdays: Revolutionary War Gen. Henry Knox. 1832: One man was killed and three others injured in the first recorded railroad accident in U.S. history. The four were thrown from an otherwise vacant car on … Continue reading →

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