Daily Archives: July 7, 2013

Bar and Logicians

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Confuse an Engineer

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Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied … Continue reading

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Roman Bar

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (July 7th): 1846: U.S. Navy Commodore J.D. Sloat proclaimed the annexation of California by the United States. 1860: Birthdays: Austrian composer Gustav Mahler. 1865: Four people convicted of conspiring with John Wilkes Booth in the assassination of … Continue reading

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