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Monthly Archives: June 2013
Indian Pun
This story takes place on a Native American reservation. One night, it was very, very cold; so cold that people had to bundle together to stay warm. Coincidently, nine months later, at the reservation hospital, there were so many women … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 30th): Dilbert 1859: Frenchman Jean Francois Gravelet, known professionally as the Great Blondin, became the first daredevil to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. 1870: Ada Kepley became the first woman to graduate from an … Continue reading
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Lawn Job
Two guys were car-pooling home from work one day. Traffic was crawling along and they were both a bit bored. The driver was looking around and suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone’s front lawn. “Look,” he … Continue reading
We Are But Dust
A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…” He would have continued, but at that … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (June 29th): 1613: The Globe Theatre in London burned down. 1853: The U.S. Senate ratified the $10 million Gadsden Purchase from Mexico, adding more than 29,000 square miles to the territories of Arizona and New Mexico and … Continue reading
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Like a Newborn Baby
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re … Continue reading
Doctors vs. Guns
Doctors: The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Guns: The number of gun owners … Continue reading
Deflector
Scientists produce Star Trek-like deflector device for cancer-free interplanetary travel Scientists at the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in the UK are working on a Star Trek-like deflector shield to enable the transport of humans between planets and stars without subjecting them … Continue reading
Deflector
Scientists produce Star Trek-like deflector device for cancer-free interplanetary travel A mini magnetosphere could protect spacecraft from Solar radiation and galactic cosmic rays Nicotine is a very discount viagra india strong poison that kills a human in a less than … Continue reading
Voyager 1 journey
Voyager 1 nears edge of our solar system – an incredible journey Summary: The Voyager 1 spacecraft has been cruising along for more than 35 years and is about to earn its greatest achievement by being the first human-made object … Continue reading