Daily Archives: June 21, 2013

An Italian Boy’s Confession

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. … Continue reading

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Reputation

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a … Continue reading

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Engine Failure

An airliner is flying across country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, “We have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes.” A bit later, … Continue reading

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Paternity

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” I levitra overnight … Continue reading

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Immigration

11 Things That The Obama Administration Is Doing To Promote More Illegal Immigration Why does it seem like Barack Obama has been doing everything that he can to sabotage our border security and promote more illegal immigration? The number one … Continue reading

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Income Tax

A Who’s Who List of Who Isn’t Paying Income Tax The federal income tax is a bad joke and it needs to be abolished. All over the nation, hard working American families are being absolutely crushed by oppressive levels of … Continue reading

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802.11ac

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Encrypt all your USB

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 21st): 1788: The U.S. Constitution became effective when a ninth state, New Hampshire, ratified it. 1850: Birthdays: Boy Scouts of America founder Daniel Carter Beard. 1887: Queen Victoria celebrated her golden jubilee. 1903: Birthdays: Cartoonist Al … Continue reading

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