Daily Archives: June 1, 2013

If you love somebody

Posted on June 1, 2013 by Ron

The Old Version If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was…. The New Versions Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s … Continue reading →

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Posted on June 1, 2013 by Ron

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 1, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 1st): 1637: Birthdays: Jacques Marquette, Jesuit priest and French explorer of the Mississippi. 1779: Continental Army Gen. Benedict Arnold was court-martialed. 1792: Kentucky joined the union as the 15th member of the United States. 1796: Tennessee … Continue reading →

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