Daily Archives: June 29, 2013

Lawn Job

Two guys were car-pooling home from work one day.  Traffic was crawling along and they were both a bit bored. The driver was looking around and suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone’s front lawn.   “Look,” he … Continue reading

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We Are But Dust

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:   “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”   He would have continued, but at that … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (June 29th): 1613: The Globe Theatre in London burned down. 1853: The U.S. Senate ratified the $10 million Gadsden Purchase from Mexico, adding more than 29,000 square miles to the territories of Arizona and New Mexico and … Continue reading

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