Daily Archives: June 24, 2013

Consultant

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Ron

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, … Continue reading →

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Little Old Lady

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Ron

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, … Continue reading →

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Quotes June 24th

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Ron

“Character is what you think in the dark.” – Dwight L. Moody, 1837-1899 “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” – George Patton, 1885-1945 The drugs are … Continue reading →

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Housework Challenged

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Ron

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” Contraindications: Kamagra Oral Jelly is contraindicated in patients taking … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (June 24th): 1441: Eton College was founded. 1812: Napoleon’s army entered Russia. 1813: Birthdays: Clergyman Henry Ward Beecher. 1842: Birthdays: Writer and satirist Ambrose Bierce. 1895: Birthdays: Heavyweight boxing champ Jack Dempsey. 1901: Pablo Picasso’s artwork had … Continue reading →

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