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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. “How was he killed?” asked one detective. “With a golf gun,” the other detective replied. Diabetes is a condition of high sugar in your body. orden 50mg viagra Drug addiction: … Continue reading →

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. … Continue reading →

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy … Continue reading →

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s … Continue reading →

There once was a priest who really LOVED to play golf. He awoke one Sunday morning to a beautiful sunny day and thought, “I’ve just got to play golf today!” He called over the assistant priest and told him he … Continue reading →

A man walks by an empty swimming pool and sees an injured man lying at the bottom of it. “Are you okay?” the passerby asks. “No!” the injured man shouts back. “I broke my arm after diving into the pool.” … Continue reading →

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when … Continue reading →

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, “Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me.” The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it … Continue reading →

Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee. Bill takes about 20 practice swings, changes his grip 5 or 6 times, and changes his stance just as much. “Hey Bill what are you doing? Play for heaven’s sake. We … Continue reading →

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replies, “I … Continue reading →