Daily Archives: June 23, 2013

Marine Biologist

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap … Continue reading

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Best Round of Golf

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first … Continue reading

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Concrete fire pit

$50 fire pit using concrete tree rings We recently moved from the remote north-woods of Wisconsin where large lakeside fire pits were simply dug into the ground and lined with large rocks creating great campfires.  We now live in a … Continue reading

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Cat Commandments

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. … Continue reading

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About Birthdays

All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat! Be finicky – they’ll try harder to please you. Give attitude – get attention. If you don’t like your presents, SULK. If you get bored at your party … Continue reading

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Scare Me!

Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road, doing it, well, doggy style. “What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little … Continue reading

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