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Express Lane

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high Some of include: Masturbation exercises, in order to recognise … Continue reading

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Truth?

Gene Robinson, 24, was arrested in Dayton, Tenn., after having sat for part of a session as a member of a grand jury hearing drug cases. He had already voted on 20 indictments when I did not enter my Visa … Continue reading

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The FBI’s Mozzarella Fella Spell

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent … Continue reading

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Playing it Safe

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought … Continue reading

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Court Testimony

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here’s what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Temporomandibular Joint Dysfunction The goal … Continue reading

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Three Questions

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Speeding

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see … Continue reading

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Driver’s Test

An York County Sheriff pulled a car over on route 17 just outside of Williamsburg, Virginia. When the Sheriff asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was … Continue reading

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Bizarre Laws Of Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track … Continue reading

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Inheritance

Jack’s grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she … Continue reading

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