Driver’s Test

An York County Sheriff pulled a car over on route 17 just outside of Williamsburg, Virginia.

When the Sheriff asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Busch Gardens to do a show that night and didn’t want to be late.

The Sheriff told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give him a ticket.

The guy told the Sheriff that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The Sheriff told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Sheriff got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
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While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Sheriff observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “Might as well take me on down to the jail, Chief… there’s no way in hell I can pass that kinda test.”

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