Daily Archives: December 24, 2014

Wafture

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (WAHF-tyUr or WAHF-shUr) http://wordsmith.org/words/Wafture.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. A wave, a waving motion, as of the hand or of an object in the hand. 2. The act of being carried gently and bobbingly on the air or water. ETYMOLOGY: The … Continue reading →

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Thoughts to Ponder

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and … Continue reading →

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Millionaire

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

John is appearing on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” with Regis Philbin. Regis, “John, you’re up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If … Continue reading →

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Age, by George Carlin

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are … Continue reading →

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Play on Words

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired. What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes in verse. In democracy it’s your vote … Continue reading →

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Work Memo

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

Business must follow numerous rules and regulations laid down by government agencies. So maybe we shouldn’t have been surprised by the memo from the county Department of Health This non prescription herbal viagra wholesale india remedy improves testosterone hormones. Cross … Continue reading →

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Managers’ Quotes

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. … Continue reading →

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Quick Q and A’s

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog? A cocka-poodle-doo! The home remedies for heartburn helps the lower esophageal sphincter buy cialis cheap to work properly and prevents the acid to enter into food pipe. Also … Continue reading →

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Computa-holic 12-Step Program

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed … Continue reading →

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Theory

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (THEE-uh-ree, THEER-ee) http://wordsmith.org/words/theory.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. A set of propositions used to explain some aspect of the natural world, one that has been repeatedly tested and confirmed and widely accepted. For example, Einstein’s theory of relativity or Darwin’s Theory … Continue reading →

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