Daily Archives: July 16, 2013

A Whipping

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in … Continue reading

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Logic

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without a proper education. I think I’ll just march down to the community … Continue reading

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Hashing It Out

I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place, but I … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (July 16th) 1723: Birthdays: English painter Joshua Reynolds. 1769: Father Junipero Serra founded first Roman Catholic mission, Mission San Diego de Alcala, in California. 1790: The U.S. Congress designated the District of Columbia as the permanent seat … Continue reading

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