Daily Archives: July 12, 2013

Bumper Snickers

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Ron

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade! Researchers have estimated that 5 percent of men who … Continue reading →

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Amusement on a Single Line

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Ron

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what’s the speed of darkness? It is advisable to use twice a day for about 3 to 4 months for increasing the … Continue reading →

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Liners: Just One

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Ron

The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is … Continue reading →

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Waiting For Years

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Ron

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway. “Finally!” I exclaimed, … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 12th): 100 B.C.: Birthdays: Roman leader Julius Caesar. 1534: King Henry the VIII married his final wife, Catherine Parr. 1817: Birthdays: American writer Henry David Thoreau. 1854: Birthdays: Photography pioneer George Eastman. 1862: The U.S. Congress … Continue reading →

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