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Punch Lines

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Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a … Continue reading

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Hashing It Out

I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place, but I … Continue reading

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Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them “Veal Parmigiana” or “Turkey Loaf” or “Beef Pot Pie.” The blood circulation in all cheap levitra the regions of the body, comprising the male limb region where … Continue reading

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Easy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how … Continue reading

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Lousy Cook

You are a lousy cook if… Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt. Your kids know what “peas porridge in a pot nine … Continue reading

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Magnetic Spice Rack

Magnetic Spice Rack I love to cook and, as such, I have a huge collection of spices.  About a year ago I got tired of having to dig through my pile of spice jars to find the one I was … Continue reading

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