Daily Archives: May 29, 2013

Love and Marriage

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Ron

Love and Marriage: A Tale An elderly man lay dying in his bed. Nearing the final curtain, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself … Continue reading →

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Rules for Horror Movies

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Ron

Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie Don’t assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead. Never read a … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 29th): 1453: Constantinople (now Istanbul), capital of the Byzantine Empire, was captured by the Turks. 1630: Birthdays: King Charles II of England. 1660: Charles II was restored to the English throne. 1736: Birthdays: Patriot Patrick Henry. … Continue reading →

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