Daily Archives: May 5, 2013

Requesting a three day pass

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Ron

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that … Continue reading →

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Who’s going to stop me?

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Ron

Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not suppose to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (May 5th): 1260: Khubilai Khan became ruler of the Mongol Empire. 1813: Birthdays: Danish philosopher Soren Kierkegaard. 1818: Birthdays: German political theorist Karl Marx. 1821: Napoleon Bonaparte died in exile on the island of St. Helena. 1830: … Continue reading →

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