Daily Archives: May 19, 2013

Headlines from the Year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops … Continue reading

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Strawberry Fertilizer

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to … Continue reading

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Time to Turn Your Computer Off

It’s Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When… You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. You name your children Eudora, … Continue reading

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American IT jobs

The current state of technical certification and IT jobs in America Summary: An examination of Whenever it comes to sexual health related products, particular men’s and women’s health sildenafil tablets 50mg related drugs are also provided for the customers by … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (May 19th): 1536: Anne Boleyn, the second of King Henry VIII’s six wives and mother of Queen Elizabeth I, was beheaded. 1588: The Spanish Armada, assembled to invade England, set sail from Lisbon. 1795: Birthdays: Philanthropist Johns … Continue reading

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