Daily Archives: February 8, 2014

Hopeless Pupil

“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.” “Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher, … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (February 8th): Dilbert of the Day 1587: Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded, charged with conspiring to kill England’s Queen Elizabeth I. 1692: A doctor in Massachusetts Bay Colony claimed two village girls may be bewitched, a … Continue reading

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