Daily Archives: February 1, 2014

Doctors’ Notes

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Ron

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do? The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The … Continue reading →

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Quotes February 1st

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Ron

“One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, but two at a time, no mortal can bear.” – John Have lowest priced cialis an active lifestyle – Including exercises and healthy activities in one’s lifestyle plays a very … Continue reading →

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Family Decision

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Ron

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting … Continue reading →

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Foiled Carjacking

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Ron

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her lungs that she “knows how to … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Ron

Today in History (February 1st): 1790: The U.S. Supreme Court convened in New York City for its first session. 1861: Texas seceded from the United States. 1865: U.S. President Abraham Lincoln signed the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which … Continue reading →

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