Daily Archives: January 31, 2014

You looked a lot like my wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, … Continue reading

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Ploughing at Night

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the … Continue reading

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Cuff Links

The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (Control) and the other Esc (Escape), just as they look You may be an elite athlete or a … Continue reading

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Marriage Math

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t It does not take much besides that, which can improve the appearance of someone in such a way that more amount of blood can be stored for as … Continue reading

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Extra! Extra! Headlines Take Headers!

Readers often send me collections of funny headlines, but I don’t use them in my column because I can’t verify their authenticity. But when a reader recently sent me photographs of actual headlines as they appeared in newspapers, I decided … Continue reading

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Onomastics

PRONUNCIATION: (on-uh-MAS-tiks) http://wordsmith.org/words/onomastics.mp3 MEANING: (noun), The study of proper names or of terms used in a specialized field. ETYMOLOGY: From Greek onomastikos (of names), from onomazein (to name), from onoma (name). Also see onomasticon. Earliest documented use: 1904. NOTES: {notes} … Continue reading

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Golf Bet

Playing golf with his buddies, George had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, “I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?” His three friends … Continue reading

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Windows 8.1

Incoming Windows 8.1 update might boot to desktop by default for PC users Live Tiles aren’t dead, but they might be hidden in the next version of Windows. However, there are some herbs that can help a woman naturally increase … Continue reading

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