Daily Archives: January 1, 2014

Most Worthless New Inventions

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chairs An orthopedic spe purchase viagra ukt can easily … Continue reading →

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Ode to a Spell Checker

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong … Continue reading →

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Unspeakable

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the … Continue reading →

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How To Appease The I.T. Dept.

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find … Continue reading →

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Unremacadamized

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (ehn-ree-meh-KAE-deh-mIzd) http://wordsmith.org/words/unremacadamized.mp3 MEANING: (adjective), Having not been covered again with MacAdam stone layers or contemporary macadam. ETYMOLOGY: Today we have a lexical Dagwood sandwich for you: an English prefix and suffix surrounding bits and pieces of four other languages. … Continue reading →

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House Wiring

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

After you turn off the circuit’s power and pull the existing switch from the box, snap digital photos of the wire connections before disconnecting them. Then purchase a dimmer switch (single pole for one switch or a three-way if there … Continue reading →

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Carpet Stains

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

A set-in stain isn’t always a lost cause. Attack the spot with a powerful homemade stain remover: Mix 1 teaspoon OxiClean with 2 cups water in a spray bottle and spritz the stain liberally. Cover with a damp In the … Continue reading →

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Flush the Drain

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

Skip harsh chemicals to flush a guest-bath drain that’s likely clogged with hair, and fashion a homemade snake instead. Cut notches in an 8-inch-long zip tie using sharp scissors to create teeth. Shove one end into the drain and push … Continue reading →

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Fix the Plaster

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

Stop a Cracked Plaster Wall in Its Tracks Fix a crack in a plaster wall before it branches out and causes large sections of Bile is concentrated in the gallbladder for digesting fats. sildenafil 50mg thought about that Many celebrities … Continue reading →

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Bath Fan Timer Switch

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Ron

Put The Bath Fan on a Timer Switch It will help keep mildew at bay. You can also install a condensation- and humidity-sensing switch (Dewstop FS-100, about $50; dewstop.com) that’ll turn on the fan automatically when the air gets steamy … Continue reading →

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