Daily Archives: January 18, 2014

Boss

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.” “Why does that parrot cost so much?” the … Continue reading

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Red Wagon

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures. Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (January 18th): Dilbert of the Day 1689: Birthdays: French philosopher Montesquieu. 1778: James Cook became the first European to reach the Hawaiian Islands. He called them the Sandwich Islands. 1779: Birthdays: English physician Peter Roget, who compiled … Continue reading

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