Daily Archives: April 28, 2013

Simple Rules

Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (April 28th): 1758: Birthdays: James Monroe, fifth president of the United States. 1788: Maryland ratified the U.S. Constitution, becoming the seventh state of the Union. 1789: The most famous of all naval mutinies took place aboard the … Continue reading

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