Daily Archives: April 21, 2013

Pied Piper

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

A man was looking around a small gift shop when he came across an amazingly ugly statue of a rat. As he was staring at this statue, the shopkeeper came up to him and began to speak. “Sir, I couldn’t … Continue reading →

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Judgement Day

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he … Continue reading →

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Did They Mean to Say That

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

On a New York loft building: “Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor.” In a New Hampshire medical building: “Martin Diabetes Professional Ass.” In the office of a loan company: “Ask about our plans for owning your home.” … Continue reading →

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Amazing Discovery

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not … Continue reading →

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A Lawyer Named Strange

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend … Continue reading →

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Feeling Old

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old … it’s In a few simple terms the condition is defined as an inability to get erection hard cialis tablets 20mg enough for pleasurable sexual experience in the bed. All buy sildenafil india … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (April 21st): Dilbert 753 B.C.: The traditional date observed for the founding of Rome. Roman historian Varro lists this date as Romulus founding the city of Rome. 1509: Henry VIII became king of England when his father, … Continue reading →

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