Daily Archives: April 15, 2013

My Jobs

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I … Continue reading →

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If Men Got Pregnant

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. … Continue reading →

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Jesus and His Golf Partners

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, … Continue reading →

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CinemaCon Previews

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

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Quotes April 15th

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

“You’re happiest while you’re making the greatest contribution.” – Robert F. Kennedy, 1925-1968 “Imagine every day to be the last of a life surrounded with hopes, cares, anger, and fear. The hours that come unexpectedly will be so much more … Continue reading →

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Benedict Cumberbatch

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

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Anthony Mackie

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (April 15th): Tax Day 1452: Birthdays: Italian painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci. 1755: Samuel Johnson published A Dictionary of the English Language. 1800: Birthdays: British polar explorer James Clark Ross. 1817: The first U.S. public school … Continue reading →

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