Daily Archives: March 10, 2013

Sorry, Wrong Number

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Ron

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied. These include lower blood pressure levels, irregularities in subjects’ hearts and … Continue reading →

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Useless in the Parking Lot

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Ron

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her … Continue reading →

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Who Would Know?

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Ron

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to … Continue reading →

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Bank Robbery

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Ron

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury … Continue reading →

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