Search the Rumours
Archives
Follow Me
- Animals
- Arrow Series
- Automotive
- Blondes
- Career
- Children
- Doctors
- Downloads
- Excel
- Food
- Freeware
- Gender
- Government
- Hardware
- Holidays
- Installation
- Into Darkness
- Iron Man
- Justice
- Life
- Marriage
- Microsoft
- Military
- One-Liners
- Organization
- Parents
- Portable
- Punch Lines
- Quotes
- Religion
- Road Trips
- Scientist
- Security
- Sports
- Star Trek
- Storage
- Students
- Teachers
- Tech Support
- The Hobbit
- Tips
- Utility
- Vocabulary
- W8
- X-Men
Monthly Archives: February 2013
Eye Laugh
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag. … Continue reading
Marry Me
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes”. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? … Continue reading
Health Professionals in Heaven
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. “What did you used to do back on Earth?” he asked the first nurse. “Why do you think you should … Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually. 5. Expose yourself … Continue reading
Doctor, Doctor
Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window…! Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee. Have you tried taking the … Continue reading
For The Kids…
What was King Arthur’s favorite game? Knights and crosses! Where was the Declaration of Independance signed? At the bottom! If, a man fall short viagra generika to obtain an enough erection. The world medical association has approved prescription for cialis … Continue reading
True Story
William P. Holcomb, whose job is to supervise the tracking down of Houston, Texas parking ticket If, you found it always been canadian pharmacies viagra exercised with any type of dysfunction. Gullible men are often duped by these online stores. … Continue reading
Volvo Driver
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone. “Honey”, she says in a worried voice, “Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is … Continue reading
Noisy Neighbors
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit … Continue reading
Dallas Rental Car
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1 hour lay-over in Dallas. Tension and push can likewise online cialis prescription lessen the quality … Continue reading