Daily Archives: February 21, 2013

Signs That You Are Cheap

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than … Continue reading

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Bathroom Philosophers

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life’s problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married! – Women’s restroom. Bozeman, Montana … Continue reading

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Cat Rules of Hampering

If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”, otherwise known as “hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”: 1. When supervising cooking, sit … Continue reading

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Yes, Always Officer

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her … Continue reading

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