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Daily Archives: March 3, 2013
Refrigerator Goals
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: … Continue reading
Which Witch
What do baby witches play with? Deady bears! How do you make a witch float? You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…! What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes! How do warty … Continue reading
Bird Humor
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message! What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird! Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe! … Continue reading
How Old Are You?
An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading her newspaper when she was interrupted by an elderly man who said, “I’ll bet you can’t guess how old I am.” She looked up and said, “Take off … Continue reading
Driving Cat
A man hates his wife’s cat and decides to get rid of it by driving it 20 blocks from home and by dumping it. As he gets back home he sees the cat walking up the driveway so he drives … Continue reading
The Stuttering Cat
A teacher in explaining elementary biology to her 3rd grade students said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of … Continue reading