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Monthly Archives: January 2013
Dress Code
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt … Continue reading
WPF Introduction
Tutorial One Normally when I write tutorials, I start by knowing a decent amount on the subject and filling in the gaps. This time, I’m writing this tutorial purely for myself (and sharing it!), to summarize and focus on the … Continue reading
Dusty Housekeeping
My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, “You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel.” viagra 100mg mastercard … Continue reading
Soccer Commentators
Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took … Continue reading
Mr. Smith is Dead
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?”, asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist … Continue reading
Perspective
An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” History has proven that even in … Continue reading
Gifts For Men
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he … Continue reading
Arizona Rain
A visitor once asked, “Does it ever rain in Arizona?” A rancher quickly answered, “Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?” These can be of various forms like, oral … Continue reading
Music Answers
Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests… The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. Gregorian … Continue reading
Chow Time
One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There … Continue reading