Daily Archives: January 6, 2013

Laws for Parents

A child’s behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet … Continue reading

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Retail Experience

Rossi was the manager of an upscale men’s wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role. Rossi looks at Abe’s resume and notices that Abe has never worked in retail … Continue reading

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Nervous Flyer

I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn’t help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. … Continue reading

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Driver’s Ed

A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing. “I am learning to drive.” was the reply. It is available online as buy levitra sale sildenafil . There has to be … Continue reading

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