Daily Archives: January 27, 2013

Music Answers

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests… The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. Gregorian … Continue reading →

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Chow Time

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There … Continue reading →

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The Frog

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, “Who do I talk to about getting a loan?” The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Black. “I would like a loan for $20.00 … Continue reading →

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New Checking Account

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. “The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store,” his mother said. A Brief Synopsis of ED pills ED pills are … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

Policeman: “When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.’” Woman driver: If you have very firm bowel movement, cipla levitra once a day or less and have a putrid bowel odor, you may … Continue reading →

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Mother’s Wedding Dress

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she says, “I just found out that my fiance’s mother has bought the exact same dress … Continue reading →

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