Daily Archives: October 28, 2012

…you refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litterbox.” …you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. …you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. …you apologize when you step on a fuzzy … Continue reading →

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies. The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen … Continue reading →

The following were some comments made in the year…: 1957: “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.00.” “Have you seen the new … Continue reading →

Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879. He would be nearly 134 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated … Continue reading →

The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting officer told them they were entitled … Continue reading →

Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee during class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR, … Continue reading →

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?” Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.” Boy: “So, why do they make … Continue reading →

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the … Continue reading →

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, “What’s the matter, baby?” Pinocchio’s girlfriend … Continue reading →