Monthly Archives: September 2012

It All Makes Sense

It All Makes Sense Now… Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based … Continue reading

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Some System

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she could help with the house and kids over … Continue reading

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Breaking In

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant. Barrenness gets to come in men because of … Continue reading

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Golden Turtle

Once there was a bear and a rabbit. They were very good friends. One day, these two friends were taking a walk together deep into the woods. About an hour into the walk, they came across a Golden Turtle. who … Continue reading

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Going to Smalltown

A guy was traveling home on a train. Feeling very sleepy, he gave the man sitting opposite him a ten dollar bill to wake him when the train stopped in Smalltown. Turns out the fellow traveler was a barber, and … Continue reading

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Motion Sickness

A man staggers off the train obviously suffering from the worst sort of motion sickness. “What happened?” his wife asks. “Backwards… riding backwards… sick… makes me sick.” Generics are more popular due to having the same active ingredient, which when … Continue reading

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Organized Crime

No matter how much the government fights it, organized crime just seems to get more organized every day. The police pulled in a Mob kingpin However, others have the ability to spread to other locations generic viagra online like Indian … Continue reading

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A Norwegian and a Canoe

Lars asked Ole, “Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?” “No, I don’t,” said Ole. It’s not a simple case of http://cute-n-tiny.com/tag/skunk/ soft tadalafil wanting to have sex and take the pleasure as well as also … Continue reading

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Missing Homework

After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I’d heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent In addition, 0.6-2% of women taking the drug, there are accompanying contraindications that call for caution by anyone considering … Continue reading

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Toronto

A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. “Master, you have … Continue reading

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