Daily Archives: September 20, 2012

New Math?

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” … Continue reading →

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Child’s Perspective on Retirement

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got … Continue reading →

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We Deliver

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. “Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said. “I … Continue reading →

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Universal Time

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open. “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week,” says the technician who answers the call. In recent … Continue reading →

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Free FTP

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

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Virus and Malware Cleanup

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A quick fix for problems with Windows Update 2012.09.20.07:27 Microsoft’s Windows Update Fix-it. This automated tool will scan your Windows Update configuration and repair any problems it finds, resolve any incorrect data locations, and re-register required services. Microsoft points to … Continue reading →

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Back Seat

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Ron

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little Johnny. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group … Continue reading →

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