Daily Archives: September 29, 2012

It All Makes Sense Now… Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based … Continue reading →

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she could help with the house and kids over … Continue reading →

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant. Barrenness gets to come in men because of … Continue reading →

Once there was a bear and a rabbit. They were very good friends. One day, these two friends were taking a walk together deep into the woods. About an hour into the walk, they came across a Golden Turtle. who … Continue reading →

A guy was traveling home on a train. Feeling very sleepy, he gave the man sitting opposite him a ten dollar bill to wake him when the train stopped in Smalltown. Turns out the fellow traveler was a barber, and … Continue reading →

A man staggers off the train obviously suffering from the worst sort of motion sickness. “What happened?” his wife asks. “Backwards… riding backwards… sick… makes me sick.” Generics are more popular due to having the same active ingredient, which when … Continue reading →