Daily Archives: September 7, 2012

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and … Continue reading →

How to write a College Paper 1.  Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2.  Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3.  Walk down to the … Continue reading →

A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins … Continue reading →

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing … Continue reading →

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. … Continue reading →