Daily Archives: October 4, 2012

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Johnny, wanna play house?” He said, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replied, “I want you to communicate.” … Continue reading →

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?” The teacher says, “Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny.” Little Johnny says, “Fine” and quickly babbles out: a “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!” Imbalance of this vital hormone can … Continue reading →

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants … Continue reading →

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on … Continue reading →

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn’t help. Her son’s memory was blank. These … Continue reading →