Trivia

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Ron

What’s the difference between a hazelnut and a filbert?
Nothing – The hazelnut, is also called “filbert.” One theory of the origin of the name filbert is that it comes from St. Philibert, a 7th century Frankish abbot, whose feast day is August 20, which happens to be in the middle of the nutting season in Europe. Hazel is the older European name.

How did Fig Newtons get their name?
Fig Newtons were created in 1891 by the Kennedy Biscuit Works in Cambridgeport, Massachusetts. As legend has it, the company had named many of their other cookies for nearby towns, and almost called it the “Fig Shrewsbury” before Newton won out. Depending on who you listen to, they were named after either Sir Isaac Newton or the town of Newton, Massachussettes. The popular cookie was one of the first commercially baked products in America.

Why isn’t a spider an insect?
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Why can’t we explore a neutron star first hand?
Because they’re super-dense. If an astronaut tried to land on a neutron star, he or she would be crushed by the extremely strong force of gravity, and squashed into a thin layer less than one atom thick. This is because neutron stars are actually the collapsed cores of massive stars, packing roughly the mass of our Sun into a region the size of a city

Who first came up with calculus?
The English scientist Isaac Newton and the German mathematician Gottfried W. Leibniz, working independently, both discovered calculus, the branch of mathematics that studies continuously changing quantities.

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Punch Lines

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Ron

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

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Today in History (January 20th)

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

There are 345 days left in the year.

0820: Deaths: Abu Abdallah Mibn Idris al-Sjafi’i Islamic (Book of Mother).

1265: The English Parliament, Britain’s House of Commons and the House of Lords, which became a model for parliamentary bodies, met in the Palace of Westminster for the first time.

1586: Birthdays: Johann Hermann Schein German Composer (Fontana d’Israel).

1612: Deaths: Rudolf II von Habsburg Emperor of Germany (1576-1612), died at the age of 59.

1732: Birthdays: Richard Henry Lee. American Farmer/Patriot/signer of the Declaration of Independence.

1763: Birthdays: Theobald Wolfe Tone Irish patriot.

1778: The first American military court martial trial began, in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

1783: U.S. and British representatives signed a preliminary Cessation of Hostilities, which ended the fighting in the Revolutionary War.

1788: Pioneer African Baptist church organized in Savannah, Georgia.

1800: Napoleon I’s sister Carolina married King Joachim Murat of Naples.

1801: John Marshall was appointed the Chief Justice of the United States.

1807: Napoleon convened great Sanhedrin, Paris.

1809: First United States geology book published by William Maclure.

1839: Chile defeated a confederation of Peru and Bolivia in the Battle of Yungay.

1841: China ceded the island of Hong Kong to Great Britain. It returned to Chinese control in July 1997.

1869: Elizabeth Cady Stanton became the first woman to testify before Congress.

1885: The patent for the roller coaster was awarded to L. A. Thompson of Coney Island, New York.

1887: The United States Senate approved an agreement to lease Pearl Harbor in Hawaii as a naval base.

1888: Birthdays: Leadbelly Louisiana, Blues 12 string guitarist (Rock Island Line).

1891: Birthdays: Mischa Elman Talnoye, Ukraine, United States Violinist.

1892: The first officially recognized basketball game was played at the YMCA gym in Springfield, Massachusetts.

1894: Birthdays: Harold Gray, Comic strip creator (Little Orphan Annie).

1896: Birthdays: George Burns, Actor/Comedian.

1899: Birthdays: Alexander Tcherepnin Composer.

1906: Aristotle Onassis, Greek businessman.

1910: Birthdays: Joy Adamson, Austrian naturalist.

1919: Birthdays: Lawrence Dobkin, Actor.

1920: The American Civil Liberties Union was organized. Birthdays: Federico Fellini, Movie/Film Director; DeForest Kelley, Actor (Star Trek – Dr McCoy).

1921: Turkey founded from remnants of Ottoman Empire.

1924: Birthdays: Ottis Slim Whitman, Country Singer.

1926: Birthdays: Patricia Neal, Actress; David Tudor, Composer.

1928: Birthdays: Martin Landau Brooklyn, New York, Actor (Mission Impossible, Tucker, Space 1999).

1930: First radio broadcast of ‘Lone Ranger’ (WXYZ-Detroit). Birthdays: Edwin [Buzz] Aldrin Junior, Astronaut/Second man on the moon.

1933: Birthdays: Ron Townson Pop singer (The Fifth Dimension).

1934: Birthdays: Arte Johnson, Actor/Comedian; Tom Baker, Actor.

1936: Edward VIII became king of the United Kingdom. Deaths: George V King of Britain (1910-36), died at the age of 70, succeeded by Edward VIII.

1937: President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first chief executive to be inaugurated on January 20 instead of March 4, because of the 20th Amendment to the Constitution. He was inaugurated for his second term as United States President. Birthdays: Dorothy Provine, Actress.

1939: Hitler proclaimed to German parliament his intention to exterminate all European Jews. Birthdays: Paul Coverdell, Republican/Senator (Georgia).

1942: Nazi officials held the notorious Wannsee conference in Berlin, during which they arrived at their ‘Final Solution’ that called for the extermination of European Jews. It was presided over by SS-Gen Reinhard Heydrich and the minutes were taken by Adolf Eichmann. Japanese invaded Burma. Japanese air raid on Rabaul, New Britain.

1943: Deaths: Giacomo Benvenuti Composer, died at the age of 57.

1944: Royal Air Force (RAF) dropped 2300 1-ton bombs on Berlin.

1945: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the only president to be elected to four terms in office, was inaugurated to his final term. FDR died three months later and was succeeded by Harry S. Truman. Birthdays: Eric Stewart, Singer.

1946: The Central Intelligence Group, later to become the Central Intelligence Agency, was established by President Truman. Birthdays: David Lynch, Movie/Film Director (Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks).

1947: Birthdays: Malcolm McLaren, Music Producer/Founder (The Sex Pistols). Deaths: Josh Gibson, Negro League slugger, died at the age of 35 of a brain tumor.
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1948: Deaths: Mohandes Gandhi India Pacifist Leader, assassinated.

1949: President Truman was sworn in for a second term of office. In his inaugural address, Truman branded communism a ‘false philosophy’ as he outlined his program for United States world leadership. Birthdays: Ivana Trump, Former wife of Donald.

1950: Birthdays: Paul Stanley Rock Musician/Singer (KISS); Daniel Benzali Actor (Murder One).

1952: Birthdays: Ian Hill Rock Musician/Bassist (Judas Priest); Paul Stanley, Singer/Musician (Kiss).

1955: Birthdays: Joe Doherty, Ireland, IRA activist (jailed in United States).

1956: Buddy Holly recorded ‘Blue Days Black Night’ in Nashville, Tennessee. Birthdays: Bill Maher, Comedian/Host (Politically Incorrect). Chart Toppers: Sixteen Tons Tennessee Ernie Ford; Rock and Roll Waltz Kay Starr; Memories are Made of This Dean Martin; Band of Gold Don Cherry.

1958: Birthdays: Lorenzo Lamas, Actor (Renegade).

1960: Elvis Presley was promoted to sergeant in the United States Army.

1961: John F. Kennedy was inaugurated as the 35th United States President. He said as part of his brief address, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.’ Robert Frost recited ‘Gift Outright’ at J. F. Kennedy’s inauguration. Francis Poulenc’s ‘Gloria,’ premiered in Boston.

1964: Birthdays: Ozzie Guillen, Former Major League Baseball manager/player. Chart Toppers: There! I’ve Said It Again Bobby Vinton; Surfin’ Bird The Trashmen; Love’s Gonna Live Here Buck Owens; Forget Him Bobby Rydell.

1965: Generalissimo Francisco Franco met with Jewish representatives to discuss legitimizing Jewish communities in Spain. Byrds recorded ‘Mr Tambourine Man’. Birthdays: John Michael Montgomery, Country Singer/Musician. Deaths: Alan Freed, Disc Jockey, Coined the term ‘rock ‘n’ roll’.

1967: Birthdays: Stacey Dash, Actress.

1968: Birthdays: Xavier, Singer; Melissa Rivers, Television Show Host/Personality.

1969: Richard M. Nixon was inaugurated as President of the United States. Birthdays: Skeet Ulrich, Actor (Scream).

1972: Chart Toppers: Sunshine Jonathan Edwards; Let’s Stay Together Al Green; Carolyn Merle Haggard; American Pie Don McLean.

1977: #1 Billboard Pop Hit: ‘I Wish,’ Stevie Wonder. The song is the first single from the album ‘Songs in the Key of Life,’ which is only the third album to debut at #1 on Billboard’s Top Pop Albums chart. Chart Toppers: I Wish Stevie Wonder.

1978: Columbia Pictures paid $9.5 million for movie rights to ‘Annie’.

1980: President Jimmy Carter announced the United States boycott of the Moscow Olympics. Chart Toppers: Rock with You Michael Jackson; Do that to Me One More Time The Captain and Tennille; Cruisin’ Smokey Robinson; Coward of the County Kenny Rogers.

1981: Ronald Reagan was inaugurated as the 40th President of the United States at the age of 69 and 349 days, the oldest president to take office. Iran released 52 Americans it had held hostage for 444 days, minutes after the presidency had passed from Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan.

1984: Deaths: Johnny Weissmuller United States Swimmer (Olympics-5 gold-1924, 28)/Movie Actor (Tarzan), died at the age of 79.

1986: The United States observed the first federal holiday in honor of slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King Junior. Britain and France announced joint plans to build rail tunnels underneath the English Channel.

1987: Anglican Church envoy Terry Waite was kidnapped while on a mission to Beirut negotiating the release of Westerners being held hostage in Lebanon. He was not released until December 1991. #1 Billboard Pop Hit: ‘At This Moment,’ Billy Vera and the Beaters. The song takes off after being featured in several episodes of the NBC television show ‘Family Ties’. Chart Toppers: At This Moment Billy Vera and the Beaters.

1988: The Beach Boys, the Beatles, the Drifters, Bob Dylan and the Supremes are among those inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Deaths: Philippe de Rothschild, Bordeaux Vineyard Manager, died at the age of 86 in Paris, France. Chart Toppers: The Way You Make Me Feel Michael Jackson; One Friend Dan Seals; Need You Tonight INXS; Got My Mind Set on You George Harrison.

1989: Reagan became first President elected in a ‘0’ year, since 1840, to leave office alive. George Bush was inaugurated as the 41st President of the United States. Dan Quayle was sworn in as Vice President of the United States.

1990: At least 62 civilians were killed and more than 200 wounded when the Soviet army stormed into the city of Baku, Azerbaijan, the capital of the republic to end what Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev called fratricidal killing between Muslim Azerbaijanis and Christian Armenians. The space shuttle Columbia returned from an 11-day mission. Deaths: Barbara Stanwyck, Actress, died at the age of 82 in Santa Monica, California.

1993: William [Bill] J. Clinton was inaugurated for his first term as the 42nd president of the United States. That night, he picked up a saxophone and jammed at five of the 12 inaugural balls he and his wife, Hillary, attended. Deaths: Audrey Hepburn, Oscar-winning actress, died of cancer at her home in Switzerland at the age of 63.

1994: Shannon Faulkner became the first woman to attend classes at The Citadel, South Carolina’s all-male military school, in its 151-year history. She joined the cadet corps in August 1995, under court order, but soon dropped out, citing isolation and stress. Robert B. Fiske Junior was appointed by Attorney General Janet Reno to investigate President and Mrs. Clinton’s Arkansas land deals.

1995: The United States State Department announced a partial lifting of economic sanctions against North Korea. The Japanese government, criticized for being slow to respond to Kobe’s devastating earthquake, admitted its initial reaction might have been ‘confused’. A strike-shortened National Hockey League season opened with teams playing a 48-game schedule instead of the usual 84.

1996: Yasser Arafat was elected president of the Palestinian Authority with 88 percent of the vote. Deaths: Buster Benton, Singer/Guitarist, died at the age of 64.

1997: U.S. President Bill Clinton was inaugurated for his second term in office. Millionaire Steve Fossett landed in northern India after a record-setting bid to become the first person to circle the globe in a hot air balloon. Deaths: Edith Haisman, The oldest survivor of Titanic, died at the age of 100.

1998: Warner Brothers television Network began Tueday night programming. A multimedia exhibit featuring more than 250 covers from Rolling Stone magazine and artifacts from the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame kicks off a free tour of United States colleges at New York University in New York. A jury was selected in Amarillo, Texas, to hear a multi-million-dollar lawsuit filed by Texas cattlemen against talk show host Oprah Winfrey over on-air comments about beef safety.

1999: Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland, on probation for a 1997 heroin case, is arrested and faces a hearing for failing to provide a urine sample to his live-in drug treatment center. For a second day, President Clinton’s legal team argued its case before the Senate, saying that House-passed articles of impeachment were flawed and unfair.

2000: Chart Toppers: What A Girl Wants Christina Aguilera on RCA; Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas on Arista; My Love Is Your Love Whitney Houston on Arista; I Wanna Love You Forever Jessica Simpson on Columbia; I Need To Know Marc Anthony on Columbia; I Knew I Loved You Savage Garden on Columbia; Hot Boyz Missy ‘Misdemeanor’ Elliot Featuring Nas, Eve and Q-Tip on The Gold Mind; Bring It All To Me Blaque on Track Masters; Blue (Da Ba Dee) Eiffel 65 on Republic; Back At One Brian Mcknight on Motown.

2001: George W. Bush was inaugurated as the 43rd president of the United States. Just hours before leaving office, U.S. President Bill Clinton issued 176 pardons — a number of them controversial.

2003: Britain said it was sending 26,000 troops to the Persian Gulf for possible deployment to Iraq but France said it wouldn’t support a U.N. resolution for military action.

2006: Lawrence Franklin, a former U.S. State Department analyst and Iran expert, was sentenced to 12 years in prison for passing classified information to Israel and two pro-Israeli lobbyists. (The sentence was later reduced to probation and 10 months of home confinement.)

2007: U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., became the first former first lady to seek the U.S. presidency when she entered the race for the 2008 Democratic nomination.

2008: Israeli Cabinet ministers called for the death of Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah, who claimed to have the remains of Israeli soldiers killed in Lebanon.

2009: Barack Obama was sworn in as the United States’ 44th president and the nation’s first African-American chief executive. In an 18-minute inaugural address, he urged the more than 1 million people who braved the sub-freezing weather to hear him in person, to join him to begin again the work of remaking America.

2010: U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates warned of a syndicate of terrorist groups operating under al-Qaida leadership in the Afghan-Pakistan area dedicated to destabilizing the region. Senior Hamas Commander Mahmoud al-Mabbouh was assassinated in his hotel room while on a visit to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.

2011: U.S. and local law officers arrested more than 100 suspected mobsters among seven families in New York, New Jersey and Rhode Island on a variety of charges including murder, racketeering and extortion. Two explosions targeting Shiite pilgrims in Iraq killed at least 32 people and wounded 150 others about 60 miles south of Baghdad.

2012: U.S. lawmakers agreed on a temporary funding bill that averted a shutdown of the Federal Aviation Administration. Difficult labor-related issues were blamed for the delay in reaching a compromise. China added its voice to nations warning Iran against developing nuclear weapons. Lagging U.S. home sales ended a difficult year on a high note with a gain in full-year sales volume.

2014: U.S. President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama and their daughters joined presidential aides, veterans and others at the non-profit D.C. Central Kitchen on Martin Luther King Jr. Day to help prepare meals for shelters in the Washington area.

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Quotes (January 20th)

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.” – Indira Gandhi

“Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.” – Margaret Mead

“It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last.” – William Barrett, 1913-1992

“Heaven never helps the man who will not act.” – Sophocles, 496 BC-406 BC

“My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.” – Robert Maynard Hutchins

“If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.” – Latin proverb

“When you have to make a choice and don’t make it, that is in itself a choice.” – William James, psychologist (1842-1910)

“In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last.” – Horace Walpole (1717-1797); English novelist.

“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.” – Jay Leno

“During the course of their inspection, the team discovered 11 empty 122 mm chemical warheads and one warhead that requires further evaluation. The warheads were in excellent condition and were similar to ones imported by Iraq during the late 1980s. The team used portable X-ray equipment to conduct preliminary analysis of one of the warheads and collected samples for chemical testing.” – U.N. spokesman Hiro Ueki, announcing that U.N. weapons inspectors in Iraq had found empty warheads designed to carry chemical warfare agents although it was not immediately clear whether the warheads had ever contained banned chemicals

“The president has said the United States will talk to North Korea about dismantlement of their programs. North Korea’s seeming rejection of the offer to talk means North Korea further isolates itself from the rest of the world and only harms the people of North Korea.” – White House spokesman Ari Fleischer, speaking hours after after Pyongyang scornfully dismissed as “pie in the sky” U.S. offers of possible food and energy aid if the impoverished North would halt its nuclear program

“I think it was a mistake that we didn’t have the $10 billion approved. We knew we were going to spend it. We knew the global war on terrorism wasn’t going to go away, and yet it wasn’t approved…We’re robbing Peter to pay Paul. It’s a terrible way to manage your affairs.” – Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, pointing out that Congress’s refusal to pay the multibillion bill for the buildup of U.S. forces in the Persian Gulf is a mistake that has forced the Pentagon to pick up the tab

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“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than successful at something I hate.”

“People asked me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I’ll tell you: A Paternity Suit”

“There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.”

Federico Fellini
Born: January 20th, 1920
Died: 1993
Birthplace: Rimini, Italy
Profession: Movie/Film Director (8, Satyricon, La Dolce Vita)

“A different language is a different vision of life.”

“All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.”

“Censorship is advertising paid by the government.”

“Cinema is an old whore, like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure. Besides, you can’t teach old fleas new dogs.”

“Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me.”

“It is only when I am doing my work that I feel truly alive.”

“You exist only in what you do.”

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Punch Lines

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You Know You’re From Canada When…

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

You only know three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

Driving is better in the winter because pot holes are filled in with snow.

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The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You perk up when you hear the theme from ‘Hockey Night in Canada.’

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Fun Times At Work

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

Differences Between You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
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When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
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Avon Lady

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief an to the point – he really never said too much.

One day, a saleswoman promoting a Avon knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn’t home.

“Well,” the woman said, “could I please wait for her?”

The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours.

After feeling really worried, she called out for him an asked, “May I ask where your wife is?”
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All Hail The Taxi Driver?

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place.

“I don’t understand,” he complains to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”

“Our policy here in Heaven is to reward results,” St. Peter explained.

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“Well,” the minister admitted,” some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”

“Exactly,” said Peter. “And when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, they prayed nonstop.”

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Email Tax Hoax

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

NOTICE *******************

Subject: To all Voters

It figures!: No more free E-mail?

We Knew this was coming!! Bill 602P will permit the Federal Govt. to charge a 5 cent charge on every delivered email. Please read the following carefully if you intend to stay online and continue using E-mail: The last few months have revealed an alarming trend in the Government of the United States attempting to quietly push through legislation that will affect your use of the Internet. Under proposed legislation the US Postal Service will be attempting to bill E-mail users out of “alternate postage fees.”

Bill 602P will permit the Federal Govt. to charge a 5 cent surcharge on every E-mail delivered, by billing Internet Service Providers at source. The consumer would then be billed in turn by the ISP.
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You may have seen their recent ad campaign “There is nothing like a letter.” Since the average received about 10 pieces of email per day in 1998, the cost to the typical individual would be an additional 50 cents per day, or over $180 dollars per year, above and beyond their regular Internet costs. Note that this would be money paid directly to the US Postal Service for a service they do not even provide.

The whole point of the Internet is democracy & non-interference. If the federal government is permitted to tamper with end. You are already paying an exorbitant price for snail mail because of bureaucratic efficiency. It currently takes up to 6 days for a letter to be delivered from New York to Buffalo. If the US Postal Service is allowed to tinker with email, it will mark the end of the “free” Internet in the United States. One Congressman, Tony Schnell (r) has even suggested a “twenty to forty dollar per month surcharge on all Internet service” above and beyond the government’s proposed email charges. Note that most of the major newspapers have ignored the story, the only exception being the Washingtonian which called the idea of email surcharge “a useful concept who’s time has come” (March 6th 1999 Editorial). Don’t sit by and watch your freedoms erode away!

Send this e-mail to EVERYONE on your list, and tell all your friends and relatives to write to their congressman and say “No!” to Bill 602-P. It will only take a few moments of your time, and could very well be instrumental in killing a bill we don’t want.

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