Today in History (January 30th)

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

There are 335 days left in the year.

1647 King Charles I handed over to English parliament.

1649 Deaths: Charles I King of Great Britain (1625-49), beheaded by order of Parliament for treason.

1798 The first fight to break out on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives began when one congressman spat in another’s face.

1800 US population: 5,308,483; Black population 1,002,037 (18.9%).

1815 Burned Library of Congress reestablished with Jefferson’s 6500 volumes.

1820 Edward Bransfield discovers Antarctica (UK claim).

1826 The Menai Suspension Bridge was opened.

1835 A gunman fired twice on President Andrew Jackson, the first attempt on the life of a U.S. president. Jackson wasn’t injured.

1862 US Navy’s 1st ironclad warship (Monitor) launched.

1882 Birthdays: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 32nd United States President (1933-1945).

1894 Pneumatic hammer patented by Charles King of Detroit. Birthdays: Boris III Czar of Bulgaria (1918-43).

1912 Birthdays: Barbara Tuchman, Historian.

1922 Birthdays: Dick Martin Detroit, Michigan, Actor/Comedian (Laugh-In).

1925 Turkish government throws out Constantine VI of Constantinople.

1927 Birthdays: Olof Palme Stockholm, Prime Minister of Sweden (1969-76, 1982-86), assassinated in 1986.

1928 Birthdays: Theatrical producer Hal Prince.

1931 Birthdays: Gene Hackman, California, Actor (Bonnie and Clyde, Under Fire, Superman).

1933 Adolph Hitler named German Chancellor, forms govt with Von Papen. ‘Lone Ranger’ begins a 21-year run on ABC radio.

1937 Birthdays: Vanessa Redgrave, Actress; Boris Spassky, Chess champion.

1941 Birthdays: Dick Cheney, United States Vice President; Gregory Benford, Author.

1942 Birthdays: Marty Balin, Rock ‘n roll Hall of Fame member (Jefferson Airplane).

1943 The British air force bombed Berlin in a daylight raid timed to coincide with a speech by Joseph Goebbels in honor of Hitler’s 10th year in power. Birthdays: Davy Johnson, Baseball Manager (New York Mets).

1946 1st issue of Franklin Roosevelt dime.

1947 Birthdays: Steve Marriott, Rock ‘n roll Hall of Fame member (Small Faces).

1948 Deaths: Orville Wright, US aviation pioneer, died at 76. Mohandes Ghandi, Indian religious and political leader, assassinated in New Delhi. His killer was a Hindu extremist.

1951 Birthdays: Phil Collins, Rock ‘n roll Hall of Fame member (Genesis); Charles S. Dutton, Actor. Deaths: Ferdinand Porsche German car inventor (Porsche), died at 75.

1955 Birthdays: Curtis Strange, Golfer.

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1957 Birthdays: Payne Stewart, Golfer.

1958 Birthdays: Brett Butler, Actress/Comedian. Chart Toppers: The Story of My Life by Marty Robbins; Stood Up/Waitin’ in School by Ricky Nelson; Don’t/I Beg of You by Elvis Presley; At the Hop by Danny and The Juniors.

1959 Birthdays: Jody Watley, Singer.

1965 State funeral of Winston Churchill.

1966 Chart Toppers: We Can Work It Out by The Beatles; No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach’s In) by The T-Bones; Giddyup Go by Red Sovine; Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys.

1968 After calling for a cease-fire during the Tet holiday celebrations, North Vietnam and the Viet Cong attacked the South Vietnamese capital of Saigon, temporarily occupying the U.S. Embassy.

1969 The Beatles staged an impromptu concert on the roof of Apple Records in London. The event, which became part of the documentary film Let It Be, was the last public appearance by the Beatles. Deaths: Allan Welsh Dulles, US Diplomat/Director (CIA 1953-61), died at 75.

1972 In what became known as Bloody Sunday, British soldiers opened fire on unarmed civilian demonstrators in the Bogside, Londonderry, Ireland, 13 people lay dead and 17 wounded, one of whom died later. One man who was photographed being arrested and taken into a British army Saracen was later found shot dead. The march, which was called to protest internment, was ‘illegal’ according to British government authorities. Internment without trial was introduced by the British government on August 9, 1971. The British government-appointed Widgery Tribunal found soldiers were not guilty of killing the 13 marchers.

1973 Jury finds Watergate defendants Liddy and McCord guilty on all counts.

1974 Birthdays: Christian Bale, Actor. Chart Toppers: You’re Sixteen by Ringo Starr; The Way We Were by Barbra Streisand; Love’s Theme by Love Unlimited Orchestra; I Love by Tom T. Hall.

1976 George Bush becomes 11th director of CIA (until 1977).

1979 The Iranian government announced it would let Shiite Muslim leader Ayatollah Khomeini return from exile. Washington responded by ordering the evacuation of all U.S. dependents from Iran.

1980 Birthdays: Wilmer Valderrama, Actor (That 70’s Show). Deaths: Professor Longhair, King of New Orleans music, died at 61.

1982 Chart Toppers: The Sweetest Thing (I’ve Ever Known) by Juice Newton; I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do) by Daryl Hall and John Oates; Harden My Heart by Quarterflash; Centerfold by The J. Geils Band.

1990 Birthdays: Jake Thomas, Actor. Chart Toppers: Nobody’s Home by Clint Black; Just to Make It Right by Seduction; How Am I Supposed to Live Without You by Michael Bolton; Downtown Train by Rod Stewart.

1991 Iraqi armored forces charged out of Kuwait and engaged allied forces in Khafji, Saudi Arabia. Twelve U.S. Marines were killed in the heaviest ground fighting of the Gulf War.

1993 Parents donated portions of their own lungs to their daughter with cystic fibrosis in pioneering transplant surgery in Los Angeles.

1995 42 people were killed when a car bomb exploded in Algiers, Algeria. The U.N. Security Council authorized deployment of 6,000 peacekeepers to Haiti.

1999 NATO ambassadors gave the organization authority to attack military targets in Serbia if Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic continued to violate the 1998 cease-fire negotiated with the rebels in Kosovo.

2003 A U.S. judge sentenced Richard Reid to life in prison for trying to set off plastic explosives in his shoes on a trans-Atlantic flight in 2001. AOL Time Warner said it was writing down the value of AOL by $35 billion and of its cable division $10 billion, bringing a total loss of assets since the 2001 merger of AOL and Time Warner to nearly $100 billion.

2005 Despite widespread violence, about 60 percent of Iraqi voters cast ballots in the country’s first free election in half a century. At least 22 people died in Election Day violence.

2008 The U.S. Federal Reserve cut short-term interest rates by one half of a percentage point to help the sagging economy while the U.S. Senate sought passage of the $161 billion economic stimulus package.

2009 U.S. stock exchanges reported their weakest January in more than a century with the Dow Jones industrial average showing a one-month decline of 8.8 percent, closing at 8,000.86. The January unemployment rate jumped to 7.6 percent.

2010 The United Nations reported that at least 84 U.N. employees died in the Haitian earthquake and another 15 were missing.

2011 International aid groups said red tape and corruption in Haiti were withholding a massive array of supplies one year after a major earthquake ravaged the country.

2012 At least 11 people were killed in a string of crashes on a stretch of I-75 near Gainesville, Fla., engulfed in brush fire smoke. Police said at least 12 passenger cars and about seven tractor-trailers were involved.

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Quotes (January 30th)

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“I shall live badly if I do not write, and I shall write badly if I do not live.” – Francoise Sagan, playwright and novelist (1935-2004)

“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” – Albert Camus

“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” – Janette Barber

“A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.” – Helen Rowland

“People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But they won’t forget the way you made them feel.” – Anonymous

“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

“If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” – Carl Sagan, astronomer and writer (1934-1996)

“Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.” – Henry Ward Beecher, preacher and writer (1813-1887)

“The purpose of education is to keep a culture from being drowned in senseless repetitions…” – Harold Rosenberg (1906-78); U.S. art critic, author.

“Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.” – Immanuel Kant

“What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Language is an archeological vehicle… the language we speak is a whole palimpsest of human effort and history.” – Russell Hoban [Novelists in Interview]

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” – Groucho Marx

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” – Les Brown

“I don’t consider myself bald. I’m simply taller than my hair.” – Tom Sharp

“There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it’s only a hundred billion. It’s less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.” – Richard Feynman, physicist, Nobel laureate (1918-1988)

“Ted Williams’ son wants to freeze his father’s body and sell his DNA. You know what he’s going to call them? Popsicles.” – Jay Leno

“Almost three months ago, the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm. He has shown instead his utter contempt for the United Nations, and for the opinion of the world. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving… the gravest danger facing America and the world … is outlaw regimes that seek and possess nuclear chemical and biological weapons. These regimes could use such weapons for blackmail, terror and mass murder. They could also give or sell those weapons to their terrorist allies, who would use them without the least hesitation. For the brave Americans who bear the risk, no victory is free from sorrow. This nation fights reluctantly because we know the cost, and we dread the days of mourning that always come.” – President Bush, Preparing Americans for possible war and accusing Iraqi President Saddam Hussein of showing “utter contempt” for the United Nations, in his annual State of the Union speech to Congress and the American people

“The state of the union today is anxious. People are very concerned about their pensions, they’re concerned about their jobs, they’re concerned about the economy, they’re concerned about war in Iraq, they’re concerned about the war against the terrorists, they’re concerned about education.” – Senate Democratic Leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota, critical of the president and his policies on the eve of his State of the Union address

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Born: January 30th, 1882
Died: 1945
Birthplace: New Hyde Park, New York
Profession: Democrat. 32nd United States President (1933-1945)

“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.”

“A nation that destroys it’s soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people.”

“Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can’t even lift them.”

“Be sincere; be brief; be seated.”

“Confidence… thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Without them it cannot live.”

“Favor comes because for a brief moment in the great space of human change and progress some general human purpose finds in him a satisfactory embodiment.”

“Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.”

“Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle.”

“Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.”

“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”

“I pledge you, I pledge myself, to a new deal for the American people.”

“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.”

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships – the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace.”

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Trivia

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

Did you know ………

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.

A shrimp’s heart is in their head.

People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so – apart from Bones).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can’t vomit.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat’s urine glows under a black-light.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

The dance, the Conga, originated in Africa-Cuba.

The singing duo, Sonny and Cher, had a popular TV variety show in the 1970s.

Why are typewriter keys arranged the way they are?
When Christopher Latham Sholes patented the first practical typewriter in 1868 it had a problem. The alphabetical key arrangement caused the keys to jam when the typist worked quickly. Sholes asked his brother-in-law to rearrange the keyboard so that the commonest letters were not so close together and the type bars would come from opposite directions. This new arrangement was the “QWERTY” arrangement that typists use today.

Is white chocolate really, well, chocolate?
Not technically – While what we call white chocolate originates from the cocoa (cacao) plant, but it is not “chocolate.” According to the FDA, to be called “chocolate” a product must contain chocolate liquor, which is what gives it the bitter intense chocolate flavor (and color) to dark and milk chocolates. White chocolate contains cocoa butter, milk solids, sugar, lecithin and flavorings (usually including vanilla), but not the chocolate liquor. So it’s not really “chocolate” since no chocolate solids other than cocoa butter are present.

What was the United States’ first real highway?
On September 13, 1913, the famous Lincoln Highway, the first paved transamerican highway, was completed from New York to San Francisco. Prior to it being built, there were almost no good roads to speak of in the United States. The relatively few miles of improved road were only around towns and cities. A road was “improved” if it was graded; travelers were lucky to have gravel or brick. Most roads, though, were dirt. The Lincoln Highway was the first major roadway constructed with the automobile in mind. Later in 1928, thousands of Boy Scouts fanned out along the highway. At an average of about one per mile, they installed small concrete markers with a small bust of Lincoln and the inscription, “This highway dedicated to Abraham Lincoln.”

Why can you see Mars’ moon Phobos from the poles?
Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, is so close to its parent planet that it could not be seen by an observer standing at either of Mars poles. Phobos makes three complete orbits around Mars every day.

Which takes more energy – melting snow or heating up a can of soup?
Neither – It takes as much heat to turn one ounce of snow to water as it does to make an ounce of soup boil at room temperature.

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Just Plane Dumb

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The Ecuadorian captain had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from neighboring Peru.

“Pedro,” he ordered his aide-de-camp, “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Peruvian military activity.”

“Si, Capitano,” replied Pedro. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way.

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“Friends or enemies?” the Captain demanded urgently.

Pedro again lifted his binoculars to the sky. “They’re flying very closely together, Capitano,” he replied. “I think they must be friends.”

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Just Call Him ‘Flipper’

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

Max, a terrible student, reported for his final exam which consisted of yes/no answers.

He took his seat in the hall, stared at the questions and took a quarter out of his pocket. He then started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, “Yes” for heads and “No” for tails.

Within 30 minutes, Max was done. The rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period, he frantically started flipping the coin again.

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“Oh yes, I’m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago, replied Max.

“Now, I’m going back through and checking my answers.”

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Heaven Can Wait

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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”

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Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”

George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”

Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”

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Ode To The Malty Brew

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He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. – Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. – W. C. Fields

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Getting A Divorce

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

Sam and Molly went for a divorce. The judge looked down at them.

“How old are you?” he asked.

“Ninety-six,” replied Sam, “and I’m in the pink, the pink!”

“Ninety-two,” said Molly, “and I feel like sixty, judge!”

“And you want a divorce?” asked the judge.

“Yep, that’s it, a divorce!” chirped Sam.

“A complete divorce,” echoed Molly, wiping the air clean with her hand.
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“Complete. I never liked her. Never.” said Sam.

“He made me nervous from the beginning,” Molly said, “from the first day, I couldn’t watch him eat those sunflower seeds.”

“How long are you married?” asked the judge, more and more incredulous.

“Seventy-two years!” they said in unison.

“Seventy-two?” The judge took a deep breath. “But why did you wait so long?”

They looked at him like he was crazy, and Sam said, “We wanted to wait until the children died.”

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Old Couple Arrived in Heaven

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise.

When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and a master bath suite with a sauna and Jacuzzi. As they “oohed and aahed” the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. “It’s free,” Peter replied. “This is heaven.”

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course would change to new one that represented one of the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, “What are the green fees?” Peter’s reply: “This is heaven; you play for free.”
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Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. “How much to eat?” asked the old man. “Don’t you understand yet? This is heaven; it is free!” Peter replied with some exasperation. “Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly. Peter lectured, “That’s the best part: You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is heaven.”

With that, the old man threw down his hat, stomped on it, and shrieked wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, “This is all your fault. If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”

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Death Notice

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Replied the widow, “I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big poop he always was.”

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