Tag Archives: Education

Free College Classes Online

Free College Classes Online Most people know the value of a college degree. Studies have traditionally shown that college-educated people tend to earn more money over the entire arc of their career. However, a college education can be prohibitively expensive. … Continue reading

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School Report

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. “Isn’t there a movie about that?” she Yet, there are still anti ED medicines that are able to … Continue reading

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Just Call Him ‘Flipper’

Max, a terrible student, reported for his final exam which consisted of yes/no answers. He took his seat in the hall, stared at the questions and took a quarter out of his pocket. He then started tossing the coin and … Continue reading

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History

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the mispelling. Even funnier read aloud to someone else! Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all … Continue reading

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Good Answer

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his … Continue reading

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Children’s Books That Didn’t Make The Cut

You Are Different and That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking Curious George … Continue reading

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Out of Order

A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the … Continue reading

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Listen Carefully…

An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross You would not think of building a house without a blueprint, so why would you consider living your life without … Continue reading

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School Notes

These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She … Continue reading

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Testing

During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left, I asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side.” “Oh, … Continue reading

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