Daily Archives: January 1, 2015

Call In Sick

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain. My … Continue reading →

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Operation

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Bobby Joe’s daddy went with him to the hospital for the operation… Daddy watched every move the doctor made. At one point he asked, “What’s that?” Therefore, it is considered the best herbal remedies for weak erection treatment commander cialis … Continue reading →

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Allergies

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital they ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, they print it on an allergy band placed on the patient’s wrists. melissaspetsit.com cheap cialis prices Prostate cancer … Continue reading →

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Reasons

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

During a friendly argument, Bill asked Jane why she married him in the first place. “I was just stupid,” Jane teased. When Bill said he was happy to hear that, she requested an explanation. Tumors or other unnatural growth should … Continue reading →

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Rush Job

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth In this process, the clitoris is properly engorged and the vagina is cialis … Continue reading →

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Sub School

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, … Continue reading →

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Profits

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. We may even … Continue reading →

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What Your Car Says About You…

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend: I’m too bland for German cars. Acura NSX: I am impotent. Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires. Buick Park Avenue: I am older … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Who was the first U.S. president to appear on television? Franklin D. Roosevelt In which decade did the Great Depression occur? 1930s Where does wintergreen come from? Wintergreen (Gaultheria procumbens) native to North America, is also known as teaberry and … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I would taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on … Continue reading →

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