The 12 Days Of Catmas

On the twelve days of “Cat-mas” my humans gave to me …

Twelve human hugs and kisses… (Oh, quit it, you’re embarrassing me!)

Eleven minutes of scratching… (Oh yeah, and it makes a nice cloud of flying fur!)

Ten balls of twine… (Hey, are you trying to strangle me?)

Nine humans dancing… (Obviously, because of the hairballs I left next to the bed.)

Eight hairball toys… (Wow, pretty authentic looking!)

Seven pet food covers… (Nice, but you know I always eat the whole can at one time.)
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Six floppy stuffed Beanie Dalmatians… (Ugh! Do you think I’ll get the other 95?)

Five small lattice balls… (Gee, I love the noise they make on the floor at 3 am!)

Four furry mice… (Hey, They’re fake! How about a real one once in a while!)

Three nuggets of Pounce… (Only three? Are you saving the rest for next year?)

Two catnip toys… (Hehe! I bet I can wreck these in 60 seconds or less.)

A carpeted cheesy home-made cat tree… (Well, okay, but I’m not giving up sleeping on your bed.)

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