Seen In Modern Kitchens…

Clean enough to be healthy,
but dirty enough to be happy

So this ain’t “Home Sweet Home”.
Adjust!

If you don’t like my standards of cooking…
Lower your standards.

I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day!

I would cook dinner but
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My house was clean last week,
too bad you missed it!

My house doesn’t always look like this.
Some days it’s even worse.

Help keep the kitchen clean.
EAT OUT!

If you must write in the dust,
just don’t date it!

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