“Here’s an odd story. Yesterday a painting of dogs playing poker sold at an auction for $600,000. No word yet where exactly it will be placed in the White House.” – Conan O’Brien
“I’m having some trouble with Mom. I need to keep an eye on her all the time. Here’s what is going on. She stays up late watching the infomercials and now she’s raising alpacas in the backyard.” – Dave Letterman
“The soul is healed by being with children.” – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.” – Thomas Tusser
“When old words die out on the tongue, new melodies break forth from the heart; and where the old tracks are lost, new country is revealed with its wonders.” – Rabindranath Tagore, poet, philosopher, author, songwriter, painter, educator, composer, Nobel laureate (1861-1941)
“When you come to the edge of all the light you know and are about to drop off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.” – Anonymous
“Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.” – George Sand [pen name of Amantine Aurore Lucile Dupin], novelist (1804-1876)
Humphrey DeForest Bogart, born December 25th, 1899, died 1957, American film actor:
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“A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.”
“I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has progressed.”
“I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.”
“I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.”
“It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people doesn’t add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”
“The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.”
“The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.”