Daily Archives: November 22, 2012

Quiz Show Answers

The Weakest Link with Anne Robinson Robinson: In traffic, what “J” is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? Contestant: Bombay. Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles. … Continue reading

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Bird Calls

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he’d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred. All … Continue reading

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Being a Mother

Telltale Signs of Being a Mother Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor–and you don’t care. You can’t find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, … Continue reading

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Troubleshooting network issues

Is the Internet down? Troubleshooting network issues If you work with people who aren’t tech-savvy, this is probably a sentence you have heard before. When they sit down to their computer, try to do some work, and then something unexpected … Continue reading

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Yes, We Have No Chocolate

A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, “I’d like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please.” The girl behind the counter says, “I’m very sorry, sir, but our delivery truck broke down this morning. We’re out of … Continue reading

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