Daily Archives: November 17, 2012

Universal Laws

Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed. Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens. Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only … Continue reading

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Live-In Maid

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One … Continue reading

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Hotel Guest Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant … Continue reading

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Irish Clergy

An English Clergyman turned to a Scotchman and asked: “What would you be if you were not Scot?” The Scotchman said: “Why, an Englishman, of course!” Liquor, caffeine and nicotine should never be suppressed viagra sale canada with drugs. Are … Continue reading

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Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are: Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much … Continue reading

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Candy, and more Candy

The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t … Continue reading

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